Flying Solo

Dem Rebels took the lead in free agent acquisitions by nabbing their 9th and 10th free agents of the year. Since these were the only two bids submitted this week, perhaps the rest of the league knows something the Rebels don't. Gee what are the odds?

Greg Burke
Dem Rebels .05 (Grilli)

Alex Cora
Dem Rebels .05 (Burnett)

Player or Clever Way to Avoid Foul Language Filter?

Antonio Bastardo
DoorMatts .09 (Beimel)
Red Hots .05 (Mock)

Juan Uribe
DoorMatts .07 (Aurilla)
Revenge .05 (Velez)

Matt Maloney
Red Hots .05 (Mock)

Jon Rausch
Red Hots .05 (Petit)

Dan Schlereth
Red Hots .05 (Hill)

Clay Condrey
MooreBetter .05 (Taschner)

Tony Gwynn Jr.
MooreBetter .05 (Schmidt)

The Slow White Fox Jumped Over the Third Base Sack

Jake Fox
Candy Colored Clowns .08 (Tatis)
Dem Rebels .06 (Bruntlett)
Bulls .05 (Rausch)

Angel Pagan
Dem Rebels .05 (Bruntlett)

Omir Santos
DoorMatts .06 (Freese)
MooreBetter .05 (Schmidt)

Ryan Roberts
Candy Colored Clowns .08 (J. Gutierrez)
DoorMatts .07 (Freese)
Revenge .06 (Velez)

Jesse Chavez
Bulls .05 (Rausch)

Clay Zavada
DoorMatts .05 (Evans)

Citizen's Arrest! Citizen's Arrest!

John Mayberry Jr.
Dem Rebels .06 (Quintanilla)

Jonny Gomes
Moore Better .07 (X. Paul)
Clowns .05 (Diaz)

Ed Mujica
Kenndoza .06 (Taverez)

Randy Wells
Kenndoza .06 (L. Rodriguez)

Chris Burke
Dem Rebels .05 (Roberts)

It Took Eleven Years, But It Was Worth The Wait

Bobby Scales
Dem Rebels .05 (A. Gonzalez)

Andrew Miller
Dem Rebels .05 (Gathright)

Juan Gutierrez
Clowns .06 (Sanchez)

JC Romero
Clowns .05 (Janish)

Jorge DeLaRosa
Bulls .05 (Moyer)

Eric O'Flaherty
Ruffins .06 (Hunter)

Matt Murton
Ruffins .05 (Monroe)

Yo Mama! Have a Pineiro Colada!

A (f)really frenzied day of bidding. Results below.

Ryan Freel
Revenge .17 (Geary)
Clowns .15 (Sanchez)
Moore Better .10 (Schmidt)
Copperfields .06 (Floyd)
Red Hots .05 (Young)
Bulls .05 (Gonzalez)

Bobby Parnell
Dem Rebels .06 (Brocail)
Copperfields .05 (Lincoln)
Bulls .05 (Gonzalez)

Xavier Paul
Moore Better .09 (Br. Jones)

Chris Coghlan
Revenge .07 (J. Gomes)
Clowns .05 (Sanchez)
Bulls .05 (Gonzalez)
Kenndoza .05 (Rivera)

Joel Pineiro
Bulls .05 (Gonzalez)

Chris Sampson
Copperfields .05 (Lincoln)

Josh Whitesell
Revenge .11 (Rivera)
Clowns .05 (Diaz)

Laynce Nix
Kenndoza .05 (Rivera)

God bless David Mahlan (see below).

Happy Mother's Day!

A CFCL Tradition...

"For all the moms and dads who take special time out of their lives to make sure their kids are able to play the great sport of baseball, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. You prioritize your family, and that's crucial for a healthy world, to make sure our families remain strong." - George W. Bush