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Roster Moves for May 2, 2008

May 2
RED HOTS reserve Joel Hanrahan, activate Pat Misch.
RED HOTS reserve Ryan Madson, activate Paul Maholm.

RUFFINS reserve Jamie Moyer, activate Guillermo Mota.
RUFFINS reserve Jonathan Sanchez, activate Rich Hill.

COPPERFIELDS reserve Braden Looper, activate Bill Bray.
COPPERFIELDS reserve Joel Pinero, activate Doug Slaten.
COPPERFIELDS reserve Odalis Perez, activate Brian Shouse.

DOORMATTS reserve Jair Jurrjens, activate Alfonzo Soriano.
DOORMATTS reserve Ubaldo Jimenez, activate Brandon Webb.
DOORMATTS reserve Matt Herges, activate John Lannan.

PICTS reserve Ronny Cedeno, activate Yunel Escobar.
PICTS reserve Josh Bard, activate Chris Coste.
PICTS reserve Paul McAnulty, activate Moises Alou.

CLOWNS reserve John Smoltz, activate Tyler Walker.
CLOWNS reserve Franklin Morales, activate Mike Lincoln.

KENNDOZA LINE reserve Chris Sampson, activate Ricky Nolasco.
KENNDOZA LINE reserve Martin Prado, activate Chin-Lung Hu.

STONES reserve Javier Valentin, activate Mike Rivera.
STONES reserve Yovani Gallardo, activate Esteban Loiaza.

BULLS reserve Troy Tulowitzke, activate Jose Bautista.
BULLS reserve Chad Coredero, activate Tim Hudson.

Roster Moves for April 28, 2008

April 28
RED HOTS reserve Paul Maholm, activate Johan Santana.
RED HOTS reserve Matt Belisle, activate Joel Hanrahan.
RED HOTS reserve Todd Coffey, activate Vinnie Chulk.

STONES reserve Derrick Turnbow, activate Scott Proctor.

BULLS reserve Kyle Lohse, activate Tom Glavine.
BULLS reserve Tim Hudson, activate Johnny Cueto.
BULLS reserve Justin Germano, activate Ian Snell.
BULLS reserve John Maine, activate Chad Billingsley.

RUFFINS reserve Manny Corpas, activate Jason Marquis.
RUFFINS reserve Guillermo Mota, activate Jamie Moyer.

REVENGE reserve Barry Zito, activate Max Scherzer.

DOORMATTS reserve Joe Beimel, activate Ben Sheets.
DOORMATTS reserve Alfonzo Soriano, activate Shane Victorino
DOORMATTS reserve Brandon Webb, activate Tim Redding.
DOORMATTS reserve Jeremy Affeldt, activate Dan Haren.

DEM REBELS reserve Nomar Garciaparra, activate Greg Dobbs.
DEM REBELS reserve Jason LaRue, activate Miguel Montero.
DEM REBELS reserve Bob Howry, activate Kyle McClellan.

PICTS reserve Matt Chico, activate Derek Lowe.
PICTS reserve Yunel Escobar, activate Paul McAnulty.
PICTS reserve Nelson Figueroa, activate Matt Cain.

CLOWNS reserve Scott Podsednik, activate Jerry Hairston.
CLOWNS reserve Mike Lincoln, activate Randy Johnson.

KENNDOZA LINE reserve Ricky Nolasco, activate Chris Sampson.

COPPERFIELDS reserve Dan Ortmeier, activate Mike Cameron.
COPPERFIELDS reserve Kevin Correia, activate Joel Pinero.

FAAB Results for April 27, 2008

The following players were acquired via Free Agent Bidding today:

John Lannan
.12 DoorMatts (release Ray King)
.10 Red Hots (Pat Misch)
.08 Copperfields (Jo-Jo Reyes)
.05 Kenndoza Line (First Name Not Specified Gardner)
.05 Picts (Matt Chico)
.05 Bulls

Jerry Hairston, Jr.
.11 Clowns (release Tim Lahey)
.08 Stones (Ruben Gotay)
.07 Bulls (Brad Thompson)
.06 Red Hots (Joe Nelson)
.05 Copperfields (Rick Vanden Hurk)

Jack Taschner
.06 DoorMatts (release Brad Hennessey)
.05 Copperfields (Rick Vanden Hurk)
.05 Bulls (Russ Springer)

Sportsline and Excel rosters have been updated with the new acquisitions.