Blockbuster Opens 2020 Trade Season

The Revenge trade Josh Bell (.07 X) and Andrew McCutchen (.07 21+) to the Rebels for Keston Hiura (.10 21+) and Jordan Hicks (.05 21+).

Clowns -- Rebels Trade

The Candy Colored Clowns trade:

Colin Moran  .01 20+
Chris Archer  .19  20+
Corey Ray  .10  Mx

to the Rebels in exchange for:

Archie Bradley  .10  19+
Hunter Renfroe  .05  19+
Rebels' 17th Round Pick

Killer Rebel Deal

Looking to move further up the standings, the Killers trade Starlin Castro (.12 20+) and their 5th round pick to the Rebels for Jose Peraza (.10 18).

Clowns - Rebels Deal

The Clowns trade Kyle Freeland (.02 20+) and Isan Diaz (.10 Mx) to the Rebels for Orlando Arcia (.07 X) and Michael Lorenzen (.02 20+)

Ironic Clowns - Rebels Trade

The Clowns traded a Red (Jose Peraza .10 18+) to the Rebels for a Cub (CJ Edwards .05 18+).

Pitching for Offense

The Candy Colored Clowns sent Brandon Drury (.01 18+) to the Rebels for Gio Gonzalez (.03 19+).

Rebel/Revenge Trade

In a "Speed for Something" trade, the Revenge acquired Billy (the quick) Hamilton .21 19+ and 4th pick of Dem Rebels in exchange for Kyle Schwarber (.17 X) and Austin Meadows (.05 Mx).

First Trade of 2018

Not surprisingly the first trade of 2018 involved the Clowns.

The Candy Colored Clowns trade their 5th round pick and the Ruffins 9th round pick to Dem Rebels for Michael Wacha (.04 19+).

Clowns Rebels Deal

With mere hours until the trade deadline, the Clowns and Rebels made a deal.

The Rebels send Alen Hanson (.10 19+) and Tyler Anderson (.05 18+) to the Clowns in exchange for Kyle Freeland (.06 19+).

Killers, Rebels Swap Cubs, Pitchers

The Twin Killers and Dem Rebels swapped Cubs and pitching in a deal this afternoon.

The Killer sent Anthony Rizzo (.44 19+) and Gio Gonzalez (.03 19+) to the Rebels for Ian Happ (.10 19+) and Chase Anderson (.05 19+)

Clowns Rebels Trade

With the uncertainty of whether Dem Rebels are actually trying for a title or playing word games, they made another deal with the Clowns.

The Rebels trade AJ Ramos (.05 17) and Brandon Drury to the Clowns in exchange for Ketel Marte (.10 19+) and Billy Hamilton (.21 19+).

The Clowns have now drained the Rebels of all AJs (Pollock and Ramos) and the Rebels have cornered the markets on Martes (Starlin and Ketel).  Not to mention that Billy the Quick returns to flannel, back where it all began.

Clowns - Rebels Trade

In an effort to recapture the glory from a mere four weeks ago, the Rebels trade David Phelps (.05 18+) and AJ Pollock (.29 19+) to the Clowns for Zack Greinke (.40 18+) and Brandon Crawford (.21 19+).

Clowns and Rebels Deal

The Rebels and Clowns completed a deal mere weeks before pitchers and catchers report.


After months, nay, years of begging the Clowns FINALLY acquired the services of Reds phenom pitching prospect Amir Garrett.


The Rebels sent Garrett (.05 Mx) and their 17th round pick to the Clowns in exchange for Randal Grichuk (.10 17+) and CJ Edwards (.05 18+).

Trade Season Opens with a Deal Among Rivals

The long standing rivalry between the Beret Topped Beatniks and the Flannel Wearing Rebels added another chapter to their history as they opened the 2017 Trade Season.

The Beatniks sent Brandon Drury (.01 18+) and Mike Montgomery (.05 18+) to the beautiful vista and climes of Fort Payne and Dem Rebels sent in return the newly acquired Curtis Granderson (.15 W) to wherever in the hell Eukennott is.

Purging of the Pirates

In a deal finalized this morning, Rebel management traded fan favorites Starling Martin (.20 16!) and Tony Watson (.15 17+) to the Ruffins in exchange for Joe Panik (.01 17+), Amir Garrett (.05 Mx), Corey Knebel (.03 18+) and the Ruffins first round pick in 2017.

With the trade the Ruffins make a strong statement that they are looking to lock up not only all the offensive categories, perhaps netting them a "Perfect 50" but also doing their level best to lock down title #6.

On the other side, the Rebels now have the dubious distinction of having traded every member of the Pirates stellar outfield.  They will wait patiently by their Inbox, looking for an e-mail from Clown management as to the availability of Amir Garrett.

Rebels - Ruffins Deal

With 24 days remaining until Draft Day 2016, the Ruffins and Dem Rebels pulled off a blockbuster, swapping rotation picks for a marginal middle infielder.

The Ruffins trade Cesar Hernandez (.05 17+) and their 6th round pick to Dem Rebels for their 4th and 9th round picks.

Trade For The New Guy

The  Golden Sombreros jumped into the trade pool by trading a few pitchers for some corner help.

The Sombreros trade Jonathon Niese (.02 16+) and Shelby Miller (.13 17+) to Dem Rebels for Justin Bour (.05 17+).

Kenndoza Line and Rebels Strike a Deal

The Kenndoza Line sent newly acquired Jace Peterson (.03 17+) packing with middle infield prospect stud Orlando Arcia (.05 Mx) to Dem Rebels in exchange for Clayton Kershaw (.51 17+).

Dem Rebels freed up some salary for draft day be getting rid of their best player and shored up both the middle of their infield and continued to replenish their decimated minor league system.

What? Another Clown Trade?

Showing they are an equal opportunity trader, the Candy Colored Clowns even struck a deal with a team that could offer no Reds in return.

The Clowns trade Ben Paulsen (.09 17+), Hunter Renfroe (.05 Mx) and Braden Shipley (.02 Mx) to Dem Rebels in exchange for Andre Ethier (.01 17+).

Post All Star Break Trade - Rebels and Killers

Trying to break into the money, Dem Rebels pulled off another deal, this time with the Killers.

The Rebels sent closer extraordinaire Aroldis Chapman (.34 17+) and Odubel Herrera (.13 17+) to the Killers for Clayton Kershaw (.51 17+) and the Killers 7th round pick next year.