Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Purging of the Pirates

In a deal finalized this morning, Rebel management traded fan favorites Starling Martin (.20 16!) and Tony Watson (.15 17+) to the Ruffins in exchange for Joe Panik (.01 17+), Amir Garrett (.05 Mx), Corey Knebel (.03 18+) and the Ruffins first round pick in 2017.

With the trade the Ruffins make a strong statement that they are looking to lock up not only all the offensive categories, perhaps netting them a "Perfect 50" but also doing their level best to lock down title #6.

On the other side, the Rebels now have the dubious distinction of having traded every member of the Pirates stellar outfield.  They will wait patiently by their Inbox, looking for an e-mail from Clown management as to the availability of Amir Garrett.

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